Court Case

Husband and Wife in Court Discussion ….
The Problem: Who should get
the Custody of the Child?
Wife jumped up and said:
“Your Honour I brought d child
into this world with Pain and Labour
So it should be in My Custody.”
The Judge turns 2 Husband & says
“What do You have to say in your defense?”
.
The Husband sits for a while
contemplating then slowly says…..
“Your Honour. If I put a dollar
in a Vending Machine
and a Pepsi comes Out,
whose Pepsi is it? The Machine’s or Mine?”
.
Yeh sunke…Wife replied:
“Judge Sahab…Bartan Mera…
Doodh bhi Mera…Aur Usme
Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond
Daalne se Dahi bana
To fir Wo dahi kiska.?
Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka”
.
Husband replied :
“Typewriter me kagaz Maine dala,
keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki,
fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri?”
.
Frustrated Judge (Getting
mad): “Abey Saale Agar Tu
Chithi Haath se hi likh leta
To ye Noubat hi na Aati.

 

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